Tag: jokes
group name: typeyourthoughts
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . . more
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . . more
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January 25, 2008 12:24 PM EST --
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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May 07, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children as was the preferred method of yesteryear.
I recently tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those . . . more
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January 23, 2008 09:03 AM EST --
THIS SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT SOME HOW I DO BELIEVE IT !!!SAD TO SAY
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken . . . more
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July 30, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
For the back story, you may want to refer the post I put up yesterday, “Tales from the Scorpion Files” . I have made it no secret that I abhor scorpions and just about every other insect that . . . more
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April 08, 2008 06:25 PM EDT --
If Hillary Becomes President...
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April 21, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to . . . more
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August 19, 2007 08:42 PM EDT --
What makes me laugh
Adam Sandler
Will Farrell
A baby's smile
A baby's laughter
funny jokes and stories
me(I do funny stuff that makes me laugh sometimes)
dancing funny, it makes others laugh . . . more
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February 14, 2008 04:14 PM EST --
I received this in an email:
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate . . . more
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February 09, 2008 07:32 AM EST --
This was just too cute not to share with you guys.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they . . . more
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May 30, 2007 10:51 PM EDT --
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." . . . more
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March 19, 2008 01:21 AM EST --
I am involved in a great convisation on the Lulu.com Forum, I thought I'd share my last posting here with you guys...
David said: Heads plus tails is one coin, one plus one is one in this case. . . . more
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January 19, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
All are welcome to join two unmoderated groups I own.
These groups are for anyone who wishes to publish their articles, images, and/or videos.
Recipes, jokes, stories, pet antics, travelogues, . . . more
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