Tag: humor
group name: typeyourthoughts
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . . more
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March 02, 2007 11:31 AM EST --
Spring, 2006 - MGA
What's in a name?
A cliché? Certainly! But it is meaningful just the same.
Those of us who have brought children into . . . more
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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September 12, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
A wonderful little gem from my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on . . . more
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September 12, 2008 08:46 PM EDT --
Some of these are more fun then you can imagine!!!
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for . . . more
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July 23, 2008 11:31 PM EDT --
This kitty can really punch your lights out. Watch this hilarious video… video here
Keywords to original site:
Priceless humor ,
Sick and twisted humor ,
Funny sick twisted humor ,
Animated . . . more
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July 24, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations . . . more
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July 29, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
Are you trying to lose weight, but can’t? Then you’re in luck. Introducing… THE MIRACLE BEER DIET! … watch video here
Keywords to original site:
Priceless humor ,
Sick and twisted humor , . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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September 03, 2008 12:13 AM EDT --
If you give a kid a camera, you never know what you're gonna see.
Sky.
Grass.
. . . more
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May 07, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children as was the preferred method of yesteryear.
I recently tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those . . . more
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March 25, 2007 12:01 AM EST --
I've had a lot of animals go through my life. Dogs, cats, conures, gold fish, parakeets, betas, African Grays, hamsters, rabbits, and now, my horse. One of the things that is often talked . . . more
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January 23, 2008 09:03 AM EST --
THIS SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT SOME HOW I DO BELIEVE IT !!!SAD TO SAY
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken . . . more
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December 16, 2007 04:48 AM EST --
I had to think carefully when asked this question recently but in the end I decided upon Sir Winston Churchill's response to a lady at a function when she told him that she believed . . . more
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January 21, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
Frozen pipes. who needs to do dishes anyways.
Mile long icicles hanging from the roof, come crashing down every time the door is opened. One smacked me on the head, would someone please pass the Advil. . . . more
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September 24, 2008 10:21 PM EDT --
Got this from email, I’ll be laughing for days!
Brain Damage Quiz
Please answer all questions honestly and to the best of your ability
. . . more
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September 23, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
Here's mine : Kickboxing ("Sport of the future" - John Cusack - Say Anything)
more
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December 14, 2007 08:02 AM EST --
Cynicism is not normally something of which I am overly guilty but following an extremely frustrating and irritating visit to my local supermarket one week-day afternoon a few weeks back, I began . . . more
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December 08, 2007 10:47 AM EST --
I need to stop & count my blessings because times are a little hard right now. So here I go:
1. I am in a loving (if sometimes annoying) . . . more
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